Oh Iris, Goddess of the Rainbow

[While Tybalt is not usually a patient person, he hates looking like a fool. So he's actually taken a couple of days just to look around the camp and listen to other Iris messages and such. That hasn't made him a happier Tybalt, by any means]

All right. Assuming everything we've been told is true - and I'm not saying I believe that - I've got just one question. How does one get one's supposedly godly parent to get off of his ass and actually tell me who I belong to? Because there are too many idiots in the Hermes cabin, and I'm getting a wee bit annoyed. Which means someone's getting personal with my knife real soon if we can't get this sorted out.

[He draws his dagger to demonstrate]

And when are we going to get to do something real? I'm bored here.