First knifu

[capuletguarddog]

[While Tybalt is not usually a patient person, he hates looking like a fool. So he's actually taken a couple of days just to look around the camp and listen to other Iris messages and such. That hasn't made him a happier Tybalt, by any means]

All right. Assuming everything we've been told is true - and I'm not saying I believe that - I've got just one question. How does one get one's supposedly godly parent to get off of his ass and actually tell me who I belong to? Because there are too many idiots in the Hermes cabin, and I'm getting a wee bit annoyed. Which means someone's getting personal with my knife real soon if we can't get this sorted out.

[He draws his dagger to demonstrate]

And when are we going to get to do something real? I'm bored here.

Comments

[little_lost_lizard]

Well, perhaps after being a pirate for three years I happen to like things being a bit calmer.

Then try the climbing wall. It spits lava. Is that enough fighting back for you?

Who are you, honestly?

[capuletguarddog]

I am Tybalt Capulet. Who the hell are you that you think you can tell me what to do?

[little_lost_lizard]

Ssilissa, daughter of Hermes. Mostly I'm no one in particular, I just happen to be protective of the other people staying in my cabin and would prefer no one get stabbed.

[And is trying not to actually make direct threats, in the vain hope that this will somehow get through Tybalt's skull.]

[capuletguarddog]

What sort of name is Ssilissa?

And if you don't want anyone to get stabbed, just make sure no one tries to mess with me. Or my stuff.

[little_lost_lizard]

Tybalt... isn't that in a story somewhere? "The King of Cats"?

As I recall, this conversation started with you threatening to stab someone just because you were bored and stuck in a crowded cabin like everyone else.

[capuletguarddog]

I have been called that in the past.

Not everyone is stuck here. I'm not blind, there are people in other cabins. I wanted to know how to get out of this one.

[little_lost_lizard]

I meant in the camp generally. But if you're so insistent, the way to get out of the cabin is to be recognized by your divine parent.

And without knowing who they are beforehand it's hard to say what might make it more likely, before you ask.