[ jun gives that a minute of thought. of course he had always known hermes and apollo were half-brothers... but he'd never thought until now about what that meant for them. does that make them half-cousins?
...
oh come on, universe, you have to be fucking with him right now—is he seriously supposed to believe that the guy he has a big ol' crush on is now also his actual blood relative? that isn't fair. that's ridiculous! ]
That would make us cousins. Half-cousins. If it's true, anyway.
[ which it's obviously not, so he'll try to keep ignoring this for the sake of his sanity. there's no way this place is going to take away one of the few things he has left to make him happy—he doesn't have much else other than his beloved friends and his paltry awkward romance. ]
no subject
...
oh come on, universe, you have to be fucking with him right now—is he seriously supposed to believe that the guy he has a big ol' crush on is now also his actual blood relative? that isn't fair. that's ridiculous! ]
That would make us cousins. Half-cousins. If it's true, anyway.
[ which it's obviously not, so he'll try to keep ignoring this for the sake of his sanity. there's no way this place is going to take away one of the few things he has left to make him happy—he doesn't have much else other than his beloved friends and his paltry awkward romance. ]