irismessaging | 2nd Shadow/4th Punch [accidental voice]

[There's silence for a few moments on the other end aside from a few rustling sounds, but Ryoji's voice is eventually heard, whispering harshly. He's clearly panicked about something, though without video, what has him so worried remains unknown.]

Minako-chan? Are you there? I know you know Akihiko-sempai well, so d-do you know how to calm him down? I had no idea he could be so rough-

[A deep voice abruptly cuts him off.] C’mon, Ryoji. Quit messing around. After you get it down your throat the first time, you’ll get used to the taste!

[There's the sound of footsteps-not Ryoji's own, based on the way he gasps in surprise and... is he whimpering?-and then more shuffling as Ryoji attempts to end the transmission. He hopes Minako got the message... it was private, right?

Of course, Ryoji doesn't manage to stop recording, and the whole camp can now hear what he and the other person are up to.

Akihiko can be heard sighing.] Hey, don’t look at me like that… I’m not gonna chase you around the whole damn camp, you know.

[He pauses for a moment.] Okay, I got it. Get down on your knees, and open your mouth. You can close your eyes too, if you want. I’ll take care of the rest.

Um... o-okay... just be careful.

[There's some more rustling sounds and footsteps, and then moments later, the rustling sounds quicken as Ryoji moves about. Something is in his mouth, and he's making muffled pleas in amongst his choking. He swallows part of it down, and then makes a breathless plea.]

S-Sempai, please-

H-Hold still, Ryoji… Trust me, you need this… Keep telling yourself that, and don’t spit it out.

[Akihiko's words seem to stop Ryoji's struggling, and he only chokes for a moment before he can be heard swallowing and gasping for air. He coughs a few times, and his voice sounds shaky.]

That tasted awful...

[Akihiko exhales in relief, sounding pleased as he encourages the junior.] You did it. Good job. And don’t worry; you should stop feeling sore in a few hours. Just be sure to take a hot shower when you get back to your cabin.

[It's at this point that Iris finally feels sorry for the traumatized campers listening in and ends the message.]

((Akihiko and Ryoji will both be responding to any tags. Not to worry guys, they didn't actually do anything terrible.))

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[Yeah, her mind instantly went there. She's just going to stare for a good moment while she tries to come up with an appropriate response.]

...how did...did you do it in the Zeus cabin?!

[Equally ambiguous, but come on now.]

[A sweaty, disheveled Ryoji answers, looking very relieved.]

Minako-chan! You got my message?

[And now he's confused.]

Huh? What do you mean? It didn't cut off?

Ah...I think everyone got the message, actually...

[Wh...whoa, what a sight...Minako quickly flushes, but she tries to play it off casually.]

The only way to counter him is to over-power him...or out-run him...

[Weh...giving Ryoji advice on these things...what a backwards world she'd been revived into...;;;]

[He hears that familiar voice and freezes at first… until he remembers that Ryoji is right next to him, and he can’t make a scene.]

H-Hey, Minako. [Quiet, hesitant.] Oh, we’re not in Cabin 1 right now. It’s too tight in there. We need way more room than that.

Really? Man... now everyone will think I'm a wimp...

[He isn't sure why she's blushing, but maybe she's embarrassed for him, so he'll just smile and try to look reassuring.]

Well, I might be able to handle out-running him. I'm really tired after all that, though...

[Mild tsun pout here. She really shouldn't be encouraging Ryoji. After all he's already got all the girls. It's not her fault if he's bored enough to be going after all the boys, now.]

He probably wouldn't like it very much if you tried to out-run him though. He'd probably enjoy it a bit if you put up some semblance of a struggle.

[Just sayin'. Not like she's speaking from experience or anything.]

[TOO TIGHT YOU SAY.]

Yeah...never figured you to be much of an exhibitionist, I guess.

[Well, maybe with boxing and feats of strength, but...this didn't count, did it?]

A struggle? He didn't seem to like me trying to push him away... It's just that those eggs were so gross!

[Oh, you have experience with Akihiko drowning you in raw eggs, Minako? Because clearly that's what they were talking about the whole time.]

Are you trying to force-feed him medicine?

[What do you mean he was supposed to be assuming all the wrong things, he doesn't think like that.]

Use protection.

[He knows for a fact it isn't what it sounds like. This is his humor.]

I wish! He made me drink raw eggs!

[Ryoji is all too happy to ignore the innuendo, now that he's starting to catch on.]

Protection-

[Waaaaaait a second, let him think about what he said to Akihiko...

...wait for it... keep waiting...]

That's not what happened!

[There we go.]

[Minato's expression doesn't change one bit.]

Be more careful next time. There are kids listening. Ken is here.

I-I thought I'd only sent this to Minako-chan... And I thought I ended it before Akihiko got back.

[But no, apparently Iris never listens to him.]

Stick it in your pocket next time. It kind of muffles things, so it won't be as fun to spy on.

[Yeah he's looking at you, Iris.]

[...]

I remember that Yamaoka said it could lead to salmonella poisoning...why not just cook the eggs instead?

...An exhibitionist? [Confused silence.] What do you mean?

[Geez, you're not gonna start making fun of him like Yukari did in Yakushima, are you?]

We're still clothed... I guess I could've made Ryoji take something off, though. Clothes can be so restrictive.

[Thank God somebody doesn't!]

Because the nutritional value isn't the same. The protein gets denatured when the eggs are cooked. The chances of being poisoned by salmonella are extremely slim.

[He wouldn't put Ryoji's health at risk on a whim!]

[Blink.]

Protection? You mean, cook it next time?

[Yeah, that went right over his head.]

[Blame his friends for being very in-your-face when it came to immature humor. The implications passed way over his head...or he chose to ignore them.]

I thought that was a myth. Hmmm...I did enjoy a Steak tartare during a visit to France so I suppose if the quality of the ingredients is high enough...

[Ah. To joke or not to joke. Well, this isn't an Aki who knows him well, so not to joke it is.]

... Yes. Cook it.

[It’s okay, dude! Akihiko is the same way. You’d have to hit him in the face with a blatant joke… and even then, he’d probably misinterpret it somehow too.]

Overall, the studies have been inconclusive. [He has to admit that.] But I’ve tried it myself dozens of times. Nothing bad has happened. A Steak tartare? I think I remember learning about that in French class…

[You can! He just wouldn’t get it. XD]

Don’t worry, it’s not that dangerous. [He thinks Minato must be worried about Ryoji, so Akihiko tries to assure him.] You’d have a higher chance of getting sick from eating rare steak than a raw egg.

...Was Akihiko-sempai trying to poison me?

[He knows he's a tad annoying, but that's no reason to murder him!]

Oh, that's a good idea! I'll remember that next time. Sorry, Minato-kun.

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